Kong-Fu-Tse, or Confucius, the most celebrated Philosopher of China battle field Written by Ray Galton and

Written by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson and starring Laurence Harvey

Servants surround the two

He fires champagne bottles like pistols

On the back axle stands a footman

10 from Report of the length of the pendulum at the equator

Kong-Fu-Tse, or Confucius, the most celebrated Philosopher of China battle field Written by Ray Galton and'Kong Fu Tse, or Confucius, the most celebrated Philosopher of China', c1729. According to Chinese tradition, Confucius (551 479 BC) was a thinker, political figure, educator, and founder of the Ru School of Chinese thought. His teachings, preserved in the Analects, form the foundation of much of subsequent Chinese speculation on the education and comportment of the ideal man.